The Chronicals of Inday

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BLACKJACK
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Pinuntahan ni Inday ang malditang alaga na si Angelina sa kanyang kwarto para sabihang maligo na.

Pagbukas ng pinto ay nakita nyang si Angelina abalang naglalaro sa PC.

Inday: Angelina, can you cease for a while? It’s time for you to take a bath.

Hindi sya pinakinggan ni Angelina na patuloy pa rin sa pag-cocomputer.

Inday: I baked some chocolate cookies for you but you can only have it after you take a bath.

Angelina: Whatever yaya! (ngunit napaisip din sya) Ok wait, I will finish this round muna.

Ilang saglit ay tumayo si Angelina at kumuha na ng twalya at damit.

Inday: What are you up to anyway? (sabay lapit sa computer)

Angelina: Don’t touch that! I’m playing online Blackjack. I won $6 na. I will be back ok?

Lumabas ng kwarto si Angelina para maligo.

Dahil hindi pa nakakalaro si Inday ng online casino, sinubukan nyang laruin ang game ni Angelina.

Pagkatapos maligo ni Angelina ay naabutan nya si Inday na gumagamit ng computer.

Angelina: Yaya!!! What are you doing??! (sigaw ni Angelina)

Lumapit sya sa computer at napansing meron na syang $829.

Angelina: Wow yaya! What did you do?

Tuloy pa rin sa paglalaro si Inday habang inexplain ang kanyang ginawa.

Inday: It’s quite simple really iha. I first employed a multilevel Hi-Lo scheme with a side count add-on based on the Zen Count system. But of course, I was utilizing an overall true count methodology to take into account the multiple decks being used. Then I took it up a peg to the Uston Advanced Point Count method and paid particular attention to strategically optimizing my bets using the three-color chip scenario to disguise my wager.

Nawindang si Angelina sa explanation ni Inday.

Angelina: Wow yaya. You’re such a winner!

Napa-smile na lang si Inday.

(mukhang nagkakasundo na ang dalawa)

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DICTIONARY
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 Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat
siya kay Inday.

Amo: Asan na ba yung Spanish dictionary ko… Love! Tulong please…

Transalation:

    A waiter? You are so pathetic. The only reason that inscribi your house is because nothing this happening within your cuasi-pleasant house. It would want to bring one little class in this home but I conjecture that I cannot because this house is ugly.

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HOLD UP
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Inday: I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and ignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and  hope that one day you’ll realize that you should not use humans as
means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “treat  man as an end in itself.
Holdaper: Shut

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Natuluyan si Inday
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I was shot by a 9mm bullet in the head damaging my entire skull, leading to my death and stopping me from  speaking english that has brought rest to people’s radical nose-bleeding.

- In loving memory of Inday

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SA GATE NG LANGIT
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San Pedro: Inday, ba’t ka namatay?
Inday: Oh that wretched, low-life “hold-uper”. That bullet have damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Adding insult to injury are those incompetent doctors and nurses  who weren’t able to help me, bringing me to face […]

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NABUHAY MULI
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I thought I was dead. I must have been in a near-death experience. I believed I survived to tell the world that we are not just a bunch of household slaves, but persons of dignity and character
- Si Inday, matapos makarecover sa coma
 

 BIO-DATA

Name: Inocencia “Inday” Binayubay
Age: 20
Parents: Aling Seling & Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying, Itoy, Ikling, Lando (need DNA confirmation)

TOYM awardee (2006)
Nobel Prize winner (2006)
Pulitzer Award for Literary Arts (2007)
Work Experience - 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr & Mrs. Montemayor.

Hobbies:
Blogging, Nail Spa, Window Shopping at Greenbelt, listening to my iPod.