SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.


NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and

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The Chronicals of Inday

Monday, February 8, 2010

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THE SCHOOLMATE’S
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Arajaya was sipping her cup of brewed coffee served with hot pandesal by Coffeebean – so Filipino – so indigent – when a group of infamous people started to occupy the nearby infamous café a.k.a Starbucks. They were so noisy that Arajaya’s blood boiled – temperature almost reaching 412 kelvin.

But since Arajaya is a woman of sophistication, she decided to just ignore the crowd and let them live the way they wanted.

Suddenly, she felt a strong chill. She felt a very odd sensation from her nape to her head – the FEELING of being watched. But then again, Arajaya never gave a damn.

When she was about to eat her hot pandesal, she started to hear a familiar voice from her back.

“What a very small world” said the woman in a maid’s uniform.

Arajaya turned around and was surprised by what she saw.

“Well if my hippocampus serves me right, you are Arajaya, my former friend who turned her back from me. Aren’t you?”

“Wow! What a very well rehearsed introduction. Inday – my former friend who framed me up to escape a crime she’d done. Who would forget that sweet demonic voice – your pitch and intonation as well as your liaising?

“Basing from the gesture of your not so well-developed bone structure predominantly – your skull – that gave you a very elongated face and the kind of food that you have right now, you are about to nosh your stomach with an impecunious meal they called ‘Kape’t pandesal’, uh – was that right?” said Inday as if ridiculing her.

“Yes. Would you like a bite?” replied Arajaya.

“Thanks but no thanks. But would you mind if you join me at Starbucks instead of taking your breakfast in this approximately forsaken café with a very ghastly ambience?” said Inday. “I also want you to try my favorite Venti Java Chip Frappuccino along with cold sandwich and some Choux pastries. Don’t worry, my treat!”

Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead of Coffeebean…

Arajaya stared at Inday, sneered at her then opened her MacBook Pro.

“Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”

“Oh, dear! Don’t you think you’re getting rude, I just want you to experience life. Okay, I’ll – ” Inday was interrupted when she saw Arajaya busy working with her MacBook.

“And what are you trying to do Arajaya?” asked Inday impolitely.

“Hmm… nothing so important. You wouldn’t understand it even if I tell you.”

“Are you trying to undervalue my comprehension by implying that I will not understand the philosophy that you are doing with your MacBook? C’mon, don’t be so supercilious friend!”

“Okay, I am configuring its IEEE 802.15 to perpetuate the distribution of electromagnetic waves from the medium access control and the physical layer to the transport layer. Later, I will also track the process from the session layers in with the packets are sent and processed for the presentation layer to convert the signals into binary form. Example, if I tried to send “Inday go to hell” message, it will me converted to its hexadecimal value which is 496E49617900676F0068656C6C which will later be converted to its binary value of 010010010111 1110010010010 110000101111001 00000000011001110 110111100000 000011010000110011 10110110001100110. Then, the application layer will check the binary value for error detection using parity bit (even). If there are errors, it will fix the message then sends it to the ALU for processing which will be passed to the CU for data transfer. Satisfied?”

Inday remained silent for awhile then ran back to Starbucks when she heard “1 Venti Java Chip Frappuccino for Inday!” to get her order.

“Starbucks bullshit!” said Arajaya to herself.

After eating, she decided to go back to her work and accidentally passed by in front of Starbucks when she heard Inday…

“I was so careless. I thought that the wit I have in me which I found flamboyant in using any language I know of would simply astound them. I was just mortified that it took me a little pinch of effort not to step beyond the waterline, to just impart to the people I formerly know of that I have grown into a better personage – not just a chambermaid whom others look down to. I was so disgraced by the thing I heard awhile ago and my heart beat faster than normal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking. Good thing that barista called my name. I just wish that someday, I would be able to face my worst nightmare that is yet to come – yet to come that will consume me and bury me to death. I just wish that day isn’t coming yet.”

- Inday nag-emote matapos matabla ni Arajaya sa Coffeebean.

 

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The Chronicals of Inday

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BLACKJACK
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Pinuntahan ni Inday ang malditang alaga na si Angelina sa kanyang kwarto para sabihang maligo na.

Pagbukas ng pinto ay nakita nyang si Angelina abalang naglalaro sa PC.

Inday: Angelina, can you cease for a while? It’s time for you to take a bath.

Hindi sya pinakinggan ni Angelina na patuloy pa rin sa pag-cocomputer.

Inday: I baked some chocolate cookies for you but you can only have it after you take a bath.

Angelina: Whatever yaya! (ngunit napaisip din sya) Ok wait, I will finish this round muna.

Ilang saglit ay tumayo si Angelina at kumuha na ng twalya at damit.

Inday: What are you up to anyway? (sabay lapit sa computer)

Angelina: Don’t touch that! I’m playing online Blackjack. I won $6 na. I will be back ok?

Lumabas ng kwarto si Angelina para maligo.

Dahil hindi pa nakakalaro si Inday ng online casino, sinubukan nyang laruin ang game ni Angelina.

Pagkatapos maligo ni Angelina ay naabutan nya si Inday na gumagamit ng computer.

Angelina: Yaya!!! What are you doing??! (sigaw ni Angelina)

Lumapit sya sa computer at napansing meron na syang $829.

Angelina: Wow yaya! What did you do?

Tuloy pa rin sa paglalaro si Inday habang inexplain ang kanyang ginawa.

Inday: It’s quite simple really iha. I first employed a multilevel Hi-Lo scheme with a side count add-on based on the Zen Count system. But of course, I was utilizing an overall true count methodology to take into account the multiple decks being used. Then I took it up a peg to the Uston Advanced Point Count method and paid particular attention to strategically optimizing my bets using the three-color chip scenario to disguise my wager.

Nawindang si Angelina sa explanation ni Inday.

Angelina: Wow yaya. You’re such a winner!

Napa-smile na lang si Inday.

(mukhang nagkakasundo na ang dalawa)

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DICTIONARY
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 Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat
siya kay Inday.

Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a
mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?

Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu
casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no
puedo porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: Asan na ba yung Spanish dictionary ko… Love!!! Tulong please…

Transalation:

    A waiter? You are so pathetic. The only reason that inscribi your house is because nothing this happening within your cuasi-pleasant house. It would want to bring one little class in this home but I conjecture that I cannot because this house is ugly.


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HOLD UP
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Inday: I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and ignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and  hope that one day you’ll realize that you should not use humans as
means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “treat  man as an end in itself.
Holdaper: Shut

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Natuluyan si Inday
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I was shot by a 9mm bullet in the head damaging my entire skull, leading to my death and stopping me from  speaking english that has brought rest to people’s radical nose-bleeding.

- In loving memory of Inday

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SA GATE NG LANGIT
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San Pedro: Inday, ba’t ka namatay?
Inday: Oh that wretched, low-life “hold-uper”. That bullet have damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Adding insult to injury are those incompetent doctors and nurses  who weren’t able to help me, bringing me to face […]

 

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NABUHAY MULI
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I thought I was dead. I must have been in a near-death experience. I believed I survived to tell the world that we are not just a bunch of household slaves, but persons of dignity and character
- Si Inday, matapos makarecover sa coma
 

 BIO-DATA

Name: Inocencia “Inday” Binayubay
Age: 20
Parents: Aling Seling & Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying, Itoy, Ikling, Lando (need DNA confirmation)

Education:

- De LaSalle University (Business Management, scholar)

- Ateneo de Manila Law School

- University of the Philippines (MS in Civil Engineering, major in Structural Engineering)

- Asian Institute of Management Training Center for Culinary Arts (affiliate chef)

- University of Santo Tomas (BS in Nursing)

- Oxford University (BA in English and Literature - 1 year only)

Highschool: P. Gomez Highschool (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elem. School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)

Awards:

TOYM awardee (2006)
Nobel Prize winner (2006)
Pulitzer Award for Literary Arts (2007)
Work Experience - 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr & Mrs. Montemayor.

Hobbies:
Blogging, Nail Spa, Window Shopping at Greenbelt, listening to my iPod.

 

 

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