SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.


NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and

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Top 10 Songs of the Week

Tuesday, November 23, 2010
23 November 2010
This
Week
Last
Week
Song Title Artist
1 1 We R Who We R Ke$ha
2 The Time (Dirty Bit) Black Eyed Peas
3 2 Like A G6 Far*East Movement Featuring Cataracs & Dev
4 6 Firework Katy Perry
5 4 Raise Your Glass P!nk
6 7 What’s My Name? Rihanna Featuring Drake
7 Teenage Dream Glee Cast
8 3 Only Girl (In The World) Rihanna
9 5 Just A Dream Nelly
10 9 Bottoms Up Trey Songz Featuring Nicki Minaj

 


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Job Opening

Thursday, September 2, 2010


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Call Center Love Affair

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

unsa ka lisud ang Babae nga taga Call Center panguyaban!
 
Sampol!! below…

 
 
dodong: ohhh inday, i have something to tell u unta!?
 
Call Center Girl:   sure! how may i help you today?
 
dodong: dugay namn jd tang kaila sah, daw sa gaan na kaau ang       akong pamati nimo! kaniadto ordinaryo nga higala lang ang akong tan.aw nimo, apan sa kadugayan nilambo kini,  mura nibati nako ug Gugma kanimo…….i think i’m inlove with you!
  
      pwede bang mosobra sa panaghigalaay ang atong relasyon? can we be more than friends?
      would you be my girlfriend?

 
Call Center Girl: let me just see if got this right?
 
       so you’re saying that we’ve been friends for such a long time and you seem so comfortable being with me almost everyday. is that correct?

 
dodong:  ha? aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh yes?!
 
Call Center Girl:  and you were also saying that from friendship your feelings for me is starting to
                          grow? am i right?

 
dodong:    ha? ???? ahhhh yes! o tinuod nah!….correct
 
Call Center Girl:    and lastly you’re saying that you are IN LOVE with me and you want us to be more than friends and go to the next level? you want me to be your girlfriend and spend more time with me.. is that correct?
     
   did i got all your concerns?
 

dodong:   yes… you surely did…..? so??????????unsa namn ta?
 
 
Call Center Girl: I’lll be glad to assist you with that!
                                 
          ok!  for this concern i need to pull up some of your records here just to verify
          may  i put you in hold for a minute or two to check on this one
?

 
dodong:              ha? hold? what for?
 
Call Center Girl:  i need to verify something Sir!

 
dodong:               ok! go ahead?…
 
Call Center:         thank you for patiently waiting.
 
dodong:               uhh ha?!
 
Call Center Girl:      so  i already pulled up your account information here?
            I apolgize but based on your records it seems that it is difficult for you to take advantage of me., your account shows that you don’t  have enough credit  to get a girlfriend!
 
            However! i can transfer you to another department  which  specializes on your concern or  i can also refer  a store locator for you to look for another one to flirt on!
 
            would that suit you!?

 
dodong:  ( NOSE BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!)
 
                                
PAHIBALO/ PAHIMANGNO alang sa mga kababayn.an nga nag trabaho karon sa INDUSTRIYA SA  SENTRO PANGTAWAG,! (Notice: To all ladies working in the call center industry)

don’t apply the things you’ve learned  from your work and long training, hilabi na gayud kong LAB LAYP na ang estoryahan…. utang buot maluoy mo sa mga lalaki nga gusto magkaTRATO!…..
                       

D Lalim ang ma IN LOVE ug manguyab, unya ing ana ang Response!.. kamo kuno?
 

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Animal Names: Male, Female, and Young

Friday, August 13, 2010

Animal           Male             Female               Young
Ass                   Jack               Jenny                    Foal
Bear                  Boar                Sow                     Cub
Cat                    Tom               Queen                   Kitten
Cattle                Bull                Cow                       Calf
Chicken             Rooster           Hen                      Chick
Deer                  Buck              Doe                       Fawn
Dog                   Dog                Bitch                     Pup
Duck                 Drake              Duck                     Duckling
Elephan t           Bull                 Cow                      Calf
Fox                   Dog                 Vixen                   Cub
Goose               Gander           Goose                  Gosling
Horse                Stallion            Mare                   Foal
Lion                  Lion                Lioness                 Cub
Rabbit               Buck                Doe                     Bunny
Sheep               Ram               Ewe                       Lamb
Swan                Cob                 Pen                      Cygnet
Swine               Boar                Sow                      Piglet
Tiger                Tiger                Tigress                 Cub
Whale              Bull                 Cow                     Calf
Wolf                 Dog                 Bitch                    Pup

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Favorite Song of the Week

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Honor Society - Where Are You Now

To my favorite teacher
told me never give up
To my fifth grade crush
Who I thought I really loved
To the guys I’ve missed and the girls we’ve kissed
Where are you now

To my ex-best friends
Don’t know how we grew apart
To my favorite band
Sing along in my car
To the face I see in my memory
Where are you now

Chorus:
Where are you now?
Cause I’m thinking of you
You showed me how
How to live like I do
If it wasn’t for you
I would never be who I am

To my first girlfriend
I thought for sure was the one
To my last girlfriend
Sorry that I screwed it up
To the ones I loved
Didn’t show it enough
Where are you now

Repeat Chorus:

I know we’ll never see those days again
And things will never be that way again
But that’s just how it goes
People change but I know
I won’t forget you

To the ones who came
Who we’re there from the start
To the love that left
And took a piece of my heart
To the few who’d swear
They’d never go anywhere
Where are you now?

Repeat Chorus:

If it wasn’t for you
I would never be who I am
If it wasn’t for you
I’d be nothing
Where are you now?

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Customer Service Representatives

Monday, July 26, 2010

Customer Service Representatives

No experience required

1and1 Internet Philippines Incorporated

Cebu City, Cebu
Posted on : July 26, 2010 09:04 am
Category : Customer Svc / Support
Job ID : 21820
Accepting applications until August 25, 2010, Wednesday


Details

1and1 Internet Philippines Incorporated.

At a time like this when only the strongest companies survive, choosing the right one is imperative. Proud to be both the worlds largest web host and the fastest growing, 1&1 is both profitable and completely focused on this business. We’ve been a driving force in the industry for more than a decade and are the most financially stable provider in our class. Our global community is 5.87 million people strong. We have facilities in Germany, US, UK and now in Cebu.

CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES

Qualifications:
- Must be able to communicate effectively in both oral and written English
-Customer service oriented
- Highly motivated and dependable
- Computer/Internet Savvy
- Willing to work within a 24/7 schedule
- Technical Knowledge in HTML and Webhosting is an advantage

For more information about our company, visit our website:
http://www.1and1.com

How to Apply

Send your resume and application letter to the following address:

1&1 Internet Phils., Inc.
16/F i3 Bldg. Asiatown, IT Park,
Salinas Drive, Lahug
6000 Cebu City Philippines
Contact Numbers: 415-8747-49

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Nautical Terms

Saturday, June 19, 2010




Word Definition
abaft toward or at the stern of a ship; further aft
affreightment hiring of a vessel
afterdeck deck behind a ship’s bridge
afterguard men who work the aft sails on the quarterdeck and poop deck
ahull with sails furled and helm lashed to the lee-side
amidships midway between the bow and stern of a ship
astern at the stern of a ship
backstay stay extending from ship’s mastheads to the side of the ship
ballaster one who supplies ships with ballast
bargemaster owner of a barge
bee hardwood on either side of bowsprit through which forestays are reeved
belay to secure a rope by winding on a pin or cleat
bilge lower point of inner hull of a ship
binnacle case in which a ship’s compass is kept
bitts posts mounted on a ship for fastening ropes
bluepeter blue flag with white square in centre used as ship’s signal
boatswain ship’s crewmember in charge of equipment and maintenance
bobstay rope used on ships to steady the bowsprit
bollard short post on a wharf or ship to which ropes are tied
boltrope strong rope stitched to edges of a sail
bosun boatswain
bottomry using the ship as collateral to finance a sea voyage
bow front of a ship
bower anchor carried at bow of a ship
bowline rope used to keep weather edge of a sail taut
bowsprit spar that extends at bows of a ship
brails ropes on edge of sail for hauling up
bream to clean a ship’s bottom by burning off seaweed
bulwark the side of a ship above the deck
bumpkin spar projecting from stern of ship
bunt middle of sail, fish-net or cloth when slack
buntline rope attached to middle of square sail to haul it up to the yard
burgee small ship’s flag used for identification or signalling
cable heavy rope or chain for mooring a ship
cabotage shipping and sailing between points in the same country
camber slight arch or convexity to a beam or deck of a ship
capstan upright device for winding in heavy ropes or cables
careen to turn a ship on its side in order to clean or repair it
cathead projection near the bow of a ship to which anchor is secured
chine the intersection of the middle and sides of a boat
chock metal casting with curved arms for passing ropes for mooring ship
clew corner of sail with hole to attach ropes
coaming raised edge around ship’s hatches to keep water out
cocket official shipping seal; customs clearance form
cofferdam narrow vacant space between two bulkheads of a ship
cog single-masted, square-sailed ship with raised stern
companionway stairs from upper deck of ship to lower deck
cordage ropes in the rigging of a ship
cringle loop at corner of sail to which a line is attached
crosstrees horizontal crosspieces at a masthead used to support ship’s mast
davit device for hoisting and lowering a boat
deadeye rounded wooden block with hole used to set up ship’s stays
deadwood timbers built into ends of ship when too narrow to permit framing
demurrage delay of vessel’s departure or loading with cargo
dodger shield against rain or spray on a ship’s bridge
dogwatch a short, evening period of watch duty on a ship
downhaul rope for holding down or hauling down a sail or spar
dromond large single-sailed ship powered by rowers
dyogram ship’s chart indicating compass deflection due to ship’s iron
earing line for fastening corner of a sail to the gaff or yard
ensign large naval flag
escutcheon part of ship’s stern where name is displayed
fairlead ring through which rope is led to change its direction without friction
fardage wood placed in bottom of ship to keep cargo dry
fiddley iron framework around hatchway opening
figurehead ornament or (usually female) bust attached to the bow of a ship
flagstaff flag pole at stern of a ship
fluke part of an anchor that fastens in the ground
forebitt post for fastening cables at a ship’s foremast
forecabin cabin in fore part of ship
forecastle short raised deck at fore end of ship; fore of ship under main deck
forefoot foremost end of ship’s keel
foremast mast nearest the bow of a ship
foresail lowest sail set on the foremast of square-rigged ship
forestay stay leading from the foremast to the bow of a ship
frap to draw a sail tight with ropes or cables
freeboard distance between waterline and main deck of a ship
futtock rib of a ship
gaff spar on which head of fore-and-aft sail is extended
gaff-topsail triangular topsail with its foot extended upon the gaff
gangway either of the sides of the upper deck of a ship
garboard plank on a ship’s bottom next to the keel
genoa large jib that overlaps the mainsail
grapnel small anchor used for dragging or grappling
groundage a charge on a ship in port
gudgeon metal socket into which the pintle of a boat’s rudder fits
gunnage number of guns carried on a warship
gunwale upper edge of the side of a ship
gybe to swing a sail from one side to another
halyard rope or tackle for hoisting and lowering sails
hank series of rings or clips for attaching a jib or staysail to a stay
hawse distance between ship’s bow and its anchor
hawsehole hole for ship’s cable
hawser large rope for mooring or towing a ship
headsail sail set forward of the foremast of a ship
helm ship’s steering wheel
holystone sandstone material used to scrape ships’ decks
inboard inside the line of a ship’s bulwarks or hull
jack ship’s flag flown from jack-staff at bow of vessel
jack-block pulley system for raising topgallant masts
jack-cross-tree single iron cross-tree at head of a topgallant mast
jackstaff short staff at ship’s bow from which the jack is hoisted
jackstay iron or wooden bar running along yard of ship to which sails fastened
jackyard spar used to spread the foot of a gaff-topsail
jib small triangular sail extending from the head of the foremast
jibboom spar forming an extension of the bowsprit
jibe to change a ship’s course to make the boom shift sides
jurymast mast erected on ship in place of one lost
kedge small anchor to keep a ship steady
keelhaul to punish by dragging under keel of ship
keelson lengthwise wooden or steel beam in ship for bearing stress
kentledge pig-iron used as ballast in ship’s hold
lagan cargo jettisoned from ship but marked by buoys for recovery
lanyard rope or line for fastening something in a ship
larboard left side of a ship
lastage room for stowing goods in a ship
lateen triangular sail rigged on ship’s spar
laveer to sail against the wind
lazaret space in ship between decks used for storage
leeboard wood or metal planes attached to hull to prevent leeway
leech a vertical edge of a square sail
loxodograph device used to record ship’s travels
luff windward side of a ship; forward edge of fore-and-aft sail
lugsail four-sided sail bent to an obliquely hanging yard
lutchet fitting on ship’s deck to allow mast to pivot to pass under bridges
mainmast sailing ship’s principal mast
mainsail principal sail on a ship’s mainmast
mainsheet rope by which mainsail is trimmed and secured
mainstay stay that extends from the main-top to the foot of the foremast
manrope rope used as a handrail on a ship
martingale lower stay of rope used to sustain strain of the forestays
mizzen three-masted vessel; aft sail of such a vessel
mizzenmast mast aft or next aft of the mainmast in a ship
moonraker topmost sail of a ship, above the skyscraper
oakum old ropes untwisted for caulking the seams of ships
orlop lowest deck in a ship having four or more decks
outhaul rope used to haul a sail taut along a spar
outrigger spar extended from side of ship to help secure mast
painter rope attached to bow of a boat to attach it to a ship or a post
pallograph instrument measuring ship’s vibration
parrel band by which a yard is fastened to a mast
patroon captain of a ship; coxswain of a longboat
poop enclosed structure at stern of ship above main deck
port when facing forward, the left side of a shift
primage fee paid to loaders for loading ship
purser ship’s officer in charge of finances and passengers
quarterdeck part of ship’s deck set aside by captain for ceremonial functions
quartering sailing nearly before the wind
rake the inclination of a mast or another part of a ship
ratline small rope forming a rung of a rope ladder on a ship
reef to reduce area of a sail by rolling or folding part of it
reeve to pass a rope through a ring
roach curved cut in edge of sail for preventing chafing
roband piece of yarn used to fasten a sail to a spar
rostrum spike on prow of warship for ramming
rowlock contrivance serving as a fulcrum for an oar
royal small sail on royal mast just above topgallant sail
scud to sail swiftly before a gale
scupper hole allowing water to drain from ship’s deck
scuttlebutt cask of drinking water aboard a ship; rumour, idle gossip
scuttles portholes on a ship
sheer fore-and-aft curvature of a ship from bow to stern
shrouds ropes supporting the mast of a ship
sidelight coloured lights on side of a ship under way at night
skeg part of ship connecting the keel with the bottom of the rudderpost
skysail sail above the royal sail
skyscraper triangular sail on a ship above the royal
slipway ramp sloping into water for supporting a ship
snotty naval midshipman
spanker sail on the mast nearest the stern of a square-rigged ship
spar any ship’s mast, boom, yard, or gaff
spinnaker large triangular sail opposite the mainsail
spirketting inside planking between ports and waterways of a ship
sponson platform jutting from ship’s deck for gun or wheel
sprit spar crossing a fore-and-aft sail diagonally
spritsail sail extended by a sprit
starboard when facing forward, the right side of a ship
starbolins sailors of the starboard watch
stay large rope used to support a mast
staysail fore-and-aft sail hoisted on a stay
steeve to set a ship’s bowsprit at an upward inclination
stemson supporting timber of a ship
stern back part of a ship
sternpost main member at stern of a ship extending from keel to deck
sternway movement of a ship backwards
stevedore dock worker who loads and unloads ships
stokehold ship’s furnace chamber
strake continuous band of plates on side of a ship
stunsail light auxiliary sail to the side of principal sails
supercargo ship’s official in charge of business affairs
taffrail rail round the stern of a ship
thole pin in the side of a boat to keep oar in place
tiller handle or lever for turning a ship’s rudder
timberhead top end of ship’s timber used above the gunwale
timenoguy rope stretched from place to place in a ship
topgallant mast or sail above the topmast and below the royal mast
topmast ship’s mast above the lower mast
topsail ship’s sail above the lowermost sail
tranship to transfer from one ship to another
transire ship’s customs warrant for clearing goods
transom transverse timbers attached to ship’s sternpost
treenail long wooden pin used to fix planks of ship to the timbers
trice to haul in and lash secure a sail with a small rope
trunnel wooden shipbuilding peg used for fastening timbers
trysail ship’s sail bent to a gaff and hoisted on a lower mast
tuck part of ship where ends of lower planks meet under the stern
turtleback structure over ship’s bows or stern
unreeve to withdraw a rope from an opening
walty inclined to tip over or lean
wardroom quarters for ship’s officers
washboard broad thin plank along ship’s gunwale to keep out sea water
watching fully afloat
waveson goods floating on the sea after a shipwreck
wear to turn a ship’s stern to windward to alter its course
weatherboard weather side of a ship
weatherly able to sail close to the wind with little leeway
wheelhouse shelter where ship’s steering wheel kept
whipstaff vertical lever controlling ship’s rudder
windbound hindered from sailing by contrary winds
windlass winch used to raise a ship’s anchor
xebec small three-masted pirate ship
yard tapering spar attached to ship’s mast to spread the head of a square sail
yardarm either end of the yard of a square-rigged ship
yawl ship’s small boat; sailboat carrying mainsail and one or more jibs
zabra small Spanish sailing vessel
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Wordpress Installation

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

How to Install wordpress on 1&1 account:

1. Create a new database by following the instructions shown on the link below:
http://faq.1and1.com/search/go.php?t=e627816

2. Create a folder for the domain name you wish to use for your wordpress. Please follow the instructions shown below on how to create a folder:
http://faq.1and1.com/search/go.php?t=e599292

3. Download a copy of wordpress at http://wordpress.org/download/

4. Once downloaded upload the file into your webspace by ftp.

To upload your files to your webspace you need first to have an ftp client. Please click the link below to download an ftp client:
http://filezilla-project.org/download.php

Once installed you then need to obtain the necessary information needed in order to connect by ftp. Please follow the instructions on the link below on how to obtain the necessary ftp login information:
http://faq.1and1.com/search/go.php?t=e697130

By using the ftp login information you can then create an ftp connection using the filezilla client. Please follow the link below to setup a connection:
http://faq.1and1.com/search/go.php?t=e683348

Once connected you will then be able to upload your files to your webspace.

5. Unzip the Wordpress file using Webspace Explorer into the folder where your domain is pointing to(created in step2). Please follow the instructions shown below:
http://faq.1and1.com/search/go.php?t=e721542

6. Pull up your website url and then follow the instructions provided.

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The Chronicals of Inday

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

 

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THE INTERPRETER
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Sa isang mall…

Foreigner: Miss, do you mind translating these writings to English please? (tinuturo ang mga nakasulat sa likod ng box ng bibilhin niyang item. Nakasulat ito sa Tagalog.)

Tindera: (mangiyak-ngiyak dahil di niya alam ang translation) “Ah…the…the..fffrr..ah..”

Narinig ito ni Inday na tumitingin lamang ng mga laptop at naisipang tulungan ang tindera.

Inday: Ahm..excuse me sir, are you from Italy?

Foreigner: Yes I am! How did you know?

Inday: (smile) Oh I can perceive it from your accent. What’s the problem by the way?

Foreigner: I wanna buy this item but I can’t understand the warranty statement written here at the back. It’s written in Filipino.

Inday: Well this is a Filipino Souvenir Shop but allow me to do the translation.

(kinuha ni Inday ang box at ito na ang mga sumunod na mga pangyayari…)

Inday: Garantisce che le e gli accessori sono prividi difetti materiali e di manodopera per on periodo di un anno dalla data di acquisto. Conservare la recivuta di pagamento originale. Qualsiasi richiesta di ripariazione in garanzia dovra essere accompagnata da una prova della data de acquisto.

(akala ng Italyano English ang gagamitin ni Inday, yun pala Italian! Diba sosyal!?)

Foreigner: (laglag ang panga sabay pahid ng dugo sa kanyang ilong)

(dumanak ng dugo sa loob ng mall dahil nag-nosebleed ang lahat ng nakarinig kay Inday)

 

 

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The Chronicals of Inday

Monday, February 8, 2010

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THE SCHOOLMATE’S
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Arajaya was sipping her cup of brewed coffee served with hot pandesal by Coffeebean – so Filipino – so indigent – when a group of infamous people started to occupy the nearby infamous café a.k.a Starbucks. They were so noisy that Arajaya’s blood boiled – temperature almost reaching 412 kelvin.

But since Arajaya is a woman of sophistication, she decided to just ignore the crowd and let them live the way they wanted.

Suddenly, she felt a strong chill. She felt a very odd sensation from her nape to her head – the FEELING of being watched. But then again, Arajaya never gave a damn.

When she was about to eat her hot pandesal, she started to hear a familiar voice from her back.

“What a very small world” said the woman in a maid’s uniform.

Arajaya turned around and was surprised by what she saw.

“Well if my hippocampus serves me right, you are Arajaya, my former friend who turned her back from me. Aren’t you?”

“Wow! What a very well rehearsed introduction. Inday – my former friend who framed me up to escape a crime she’d done. Who would forget that sweet demonic voice – your pitch and intonation as well as your liaising?

“Basing from the gesture of your not so well-developed bone structure predominantly – your skull – that gave you a very elongated face and the kind of food that you have right now, you are about to nosh your stomach with an impecunious meal they called ‘Kape’t pandesal’, uh – was that right?” said Inday as if ridiculing her.

“Yes. Would you like a bite?” replied Arajaya.

“Thanks but no thanks. But would you mind if you join me at Starbucks instead of taking your breakfast in this approximately forsaken café with a very ghastly ambience?” said Inday. “I also want you to try my favorite Venti Java Chip Frappuccino along with cold sandwich and some Choux pastries. Don’t worry, my treat!”

Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead of Coffeebean…

Arajaya stared at Inday, sneered at her then opened her MacBook Pro.

“Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”

“Oh, dear! Don’t you think you’re getting rude, I just want you to experience life. Okay, I’ll – ” Inday was interrupted when she saw Arajaya busy working with her MacBook.

“And what are you trying to do Arajaya?” asked Inday impolitely.

“Hmm… nothing so important. You wouldn’t understand it even if I tell you.”

“Are you trying to undervalue my comprehension by implying that I will not understand the philosophy that you are doing with your MacBook? C’mon, don’t be so supercilious friend!”

“Okay, I am configuring its IEEE 802.15 to perpetuate the distribution of electromagnetic waves from the medium access control and the physical layer to the transport layer. Later, I will also track the process from the session layers in with the packets are sent and processed for the presentation layer to convert the signals into binary form. Example, if I tried to send “Inday go to hell” message, it will me converted to its hexadecimal value which is 496E49617900676F0068656C6C which will later be converted to its binary value of 010010010111 1110010010010 110000101111001 00000000011001110 110111100000 000011010000110011 10110110001100110. Then, the application layer will check the binary value for error detection using parity bit (even). If there are errors, it will fix the message then sends it to the ALU for processing which will be passed to the CU for data transfer. Satisfied?”

Inday remained silent for awhile then ran back to Starbucks when she heard “1 Venti Java Chip Frappuccino for Inday!” to get her order.

“Starbucks bullshit!” said Arajaya to herself.

After eating, she decided to go back to her work and accidentally passed by in front of Starbucks when she heard Inday…

“I was so careless. I thought that the wit I have in me which I found flamboyant in using any language I know of would simply astound them. I was just mortified that it took me a little pinch of effort not to step beyond the waterline, to just impart to the people I formerly know of that I have grown into a better personage – not just a chambermaid whom others look down to. I was so disgraced by the thing I heard awhile ago and my heart beat faster than normal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking. Good thing that barista called my name. I just wish that someday, I would be able to face my worst nightmare that is yet to come – yet to come that will consume me and bury me to death. I just wish that day isn’t coming yet.”

- Inday nag-emote matapos matabla ni Arajaya sa Coffeebean.

 

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The Chronicals of Inday

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BLACKJACK
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Pinuntahan ni Inday ang malditang alaga na si Angelina sa kanyang kwarto para sabihang maligo na.

Pagbukas ng pinto ay nakita nyang si Angelina abalang naglalaro sa PC.

Inday: Angelina, can you cease for a while? It’s time for you to take a bath.

Hindi sya pinakinggan ni Angelina na patuloy pa rin sa pag-cocomputer.

Inday: I baked some chocolate cookies for you but you can only have it after you take a bath.

Angelina: Whatever yaya! (ngunit napaisip din sya) Ok wait, I will finish this round muna.

Ilang saglit ay tumayo si Angelina at kumuha na ng twalya at damit.

Inday: What are you up to anyway? (sabay lapit sa computer)

Angelina: Don’t touch that! I’m playing online Blackjack. I won $6 na. I will be back ok?

Lumabas ng kwarto si Angelina para maligo.

Dahil hindi pa nakakalaro si Inday ng online casino, sinubukan nyang laruin ang game ni Angelina.

Pagkatapos maligo ni Angelina ay naabutan nya si Inday na gumagamit ng computer.

Angelina: Yaya!!! What are you doing??! (sigaw ni Angelina)

Lumapit sya sa computer at napansing meron na syang $829.

Angelina: Wow yaya! What did you do?

Tuloy pa rin sa paglalaro si Inday habang inexplain ang kanyang ginawa.

Inday: It’s quite simple really iha. I first employed a multilevel Hi-Lo scheme with a side count add-on based on the Zen Count system. But of course, I was utilizing an overall true count methodology to take into account the multiple decks being used. Then I took it up a peg to the Uston Advanced Point Count method and paid particular attention to strategically optimizing my bets using the three-color chip scenario to disguise my wager.

Nawindang si Angelina sa explanation ni Inday.

Angelina: Wow yaya. You’re such a winner!

Napa-smile na lang si Inday.

(mukhang nagkakasundo na ang dalawa)

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DICTIONARY
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 Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat
siya kay Inday.

Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a
mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?

Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu
casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no
puedo porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: Asan na ba yung Spanish dictionary ko… Love!!! Tulong please…

Transalation:

    A waiter? You are so pathetic. The only reason that inscribi your house is because nothing this happening within your cuasi-pleasant house. It would want to bring one little class in this home but I conjecture that I cannot because this house is ugly.


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HOLD UP
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Inday: I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and ignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and  hope that one day you’ll realize that you should not use humans as
means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “treat  man as an end in itself.
Holdaper: Shut

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Natuluyan si Inday
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I was shot by a 9mm bullet in the head damaging my entire skull, leading to my death and stopping me from  speaking english that has brought rest to people’s radical nose-bleeding.

- In loving memory of Inday

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SA GATE NG LANGIT
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San Pedro: Inday, ba’t ka namatay?
Inday: Oh that wretched, low-life “hold-uper”. That bullet have damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Adding insult to injury are those incompetent doctors and nurses  who weren’t able to help me, bringing me to face […]

 

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NABUHAY MULI
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I thought I was dead. I must have been in a near-death experience. I believed I survived to tell the world that we are not just a bunch of household slaves, but persons of dignity and character
- Si Inday, matapos makarecover sa coma

 

 BIO-DATA

Name: Inocencia “Inday” Binayubay
Age: 20
Parents: Aling Seling & Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying, Itoy, Ikling, Lando (need DNA confirmation)

Education:

- De LaSalle University (Business Management, scholar)

- Ateneo de Manila Law School

- University of the Philippines (MS in Civil Engineering, major in Structural Engineering)

- Asian Institute of Management Training Center for Culinary Arts (affiliate chef)

- University of Santo Tomas (BS in Nursing)

- Oxford University (BA in English and Literature - 1 year only)

Highschool: P. Gomez Highschool (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elem. School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)

Awards:

TOYM awardee (2006)
Nobel Prize winner (2006)
Pulitzer Award for Literary Arts (2007)
Work Experience - 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr & Mrs. Montemayor.

Hobbies:
Blogging, Nail Spa, Window Shopping at Greenbelt, listening to my iPod.

 

 

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The Manny Villar Controversy

Friday, February 5, 2010

 

As i open up my  email account it caught my attention the forwarded message about the issue with Nacionalista Party Standard bearer Manny Villar on the C5 extension controversy.  I dont know if this is true or just a black propaganda by the other presidentiables. This mail is being forwarded to a different establishments and based on the thread of the email almost hundreds of thousands received it.

 

Here is the forwarded mail:

Sent from an iPhone

Begin forwarded message:

From: C5 - Coaltion Of Concerned Citizens Against Corruption And Cheating <cfivecoalition@ gmail.com>

FACT— VILLAR HAS A MINIMUM OF 40 TV SPOTS A DAY AT A COST OF P10 MILLION EVERY DAY THE PAST 5 MONTHS FOR A TOTAL COST OF P1.5 BILLION - AND THAT IS NOT COUNTING HIS EXPENSES ON RADIO, DOLPHY, WILLLIE REVILLAME ETC ETC AND THE ELECTION OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN PERIOD HAS NOT EVEN STARTED - THEY SAY HIS BUDGET IS P20 BILLION AND ALL FOR A JOB THAT PAYS P200 THOUSAND A YEAR!

QUESTION - —-HE SAYS HE IS A GOOD BUSINESSMAN - AND IF HE IS, I WONDER WHERE HE EXPECTS TO GET HIS RETURN ON HIS AT LEAST P20 BILLION INVESTMENT

WHAT KIND OF RETURN WILL VILLAR EXPECT - - —GIVEN THE HIGH RISK OF THIS UNDERTAKING, HE PROBABLY EXPECTS A GOOD RETURN - MAYBE DOUBLE OR TRIPLE HIS MONEY IN SIX YEARS SAY TO P60 BILLION

WHERE CAN HE GET THAT RETURN —- TOTAL ESTIMATED BUDGET OF THE GOVERNMENT OVER THE NEXT 6 years IS P10 TRILLION WITH ABOUT P1 TRILLION DISCRETIONARY - IF VILLAR MAKES C5 AND TAGA ON THE P1TRILLION OF 20% - hmmmm THATS P200 BILLION ON AN INVESTMENT OF P20 BILLION - HMMM VILLAR IS ONE SMART BUSINESSMAN

WHAT’S THE IMPACT ON THE POOR? - P200 BILLION THAT WILL CONSERVATIVELY BE LOST TO CORRUPTION AS A PAYBACK TO VILLAR’s CAMPAIGN EXPENSES  CAN PAY FOR 40,000 CLASSROOMS TO SOLVE THE SHORTAGE PLUS, CREATE A MICRO LENDING FUND THAT CAN GENERATE 3.2 million jobs - CORRUPTION IS THE CAUSE OF POVERTY

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SCORPIO’s HOROSCOPE ON 2010

Friday, January 1, 2010

 
Scorpio have an intensely emotional nature and are capable of deep feelings. If one deceives Scorpio in love, then Scorpio are his worst enemy because Scorpio will suffer agonies of jealousy, resentment and even hatred. Scorpio have intense concentrated nature in which tenacity is a fundamental trait. Scorpio have plenty of determination and unflinching courage to achieve the goal. Scorpio look the life as a battle to be won. An obstacle creates a challenge and an outlet for Scorpio dynamic. Constructive or destructive abilities. Scorpio can not allow anyone to sand in Scorpio way. Scorpio have strong likes and dislikes, have inflexible will power with great self reliance and that is why Scorpio may or may not trust or rely on people. Scorpio are secretive, lose temper quickly, get irritated and are highly sexed.

As regards love life is concerned, Scorpio are intensely emotional, passions and desires are definite qualities. The urge to possess Scorpio partner, body and should, will also be strong. If Scorpio fail in selecting a right partner, then Scorpio suffer agonies, jealousy, frustration and unhappiness. Scorpio main assets are power, purpose, judgement, penetrative insight and fierce determination which be used wisely not for downfall. Scorpio is called KEETA meaning reptile, which shows destructive nature if negative qualities arise in Scorpio. This sign indicates both characters, destructive and creative aspiring attainment of higher ethical virtues. Scorpio are best detectives and fond of investigation mysteries and occult. Blessed with power of intuition.

 

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Joomla

Friday, December 25, 2009

What is Joomla?

Joomla is an award-winning content management system (CMS), which enables you to build Web sites and powerful online applications. Many aspects, including its ease-of-use and extensibility, have made Joomla the most popular Web site software available. Best of all, Joomla is an open source solution that is freely available to everyone.

 

What’s a content management system (CMS)?

A content management system is software that keeps track of every piece of content on your Web site, much like your local public library keeps track of books and stores them. Content can be simple text, photos, music, video, documents, or just about anything you can think of. A major advantage of using a CMS is that it requires almost no technical skill or knowledge to manage. Since the CMS manages all your content, you don’t have to.

 

Please follow this instruction below on how to install the  joomla application manually with your currentl package.

1. Go to joomla site (joomla.org) then copy the link location on the download area.
2. Login to ssh (putty) in installing
3. Create a folder then download the link location (wget then the link location)
4.  unzip the file (unzip then the zip file)
5. Point the domain name to the folder which your joomla files are located
6. Configure the joomla with the database access the domain name where you install the joomla
7. Turn off the register globals using in php.ini file

this should be the content of the php.ini file (you will create this file) and placed it in installation folder

register_globals = Off
display_errors = Off

8. Continue configuring the joomla. After you input everything (database etc.)
9. Removed the installation folder then access your website. hopefully this instruction will help you in installing the jomla manually.

 

What are some real world examples of what Joomla! can do?

Joomla is used all over the world to power Web sites of all shapes and sizes. For example:

  • Corporate Web sites or portals
  • Corporate intranets and extranets
  • Online magazines, newspapers, and publications
  • E-commerce and online reservations
  • Government applications
  • Small business Web sites
  • Non-profit and organizational Web sites
  • Community-based portals
  • School and church Web sites
  • Personal or family homepages
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Chance Or Choice

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


When we meet the right person to love, when we’re at the right place at the right time, that’s chance.When you meet someone you’re attracted to, that’s not a choice. That’s chance.Being caught up in a moment (and there are a lot of couples who get together because of this) is not a choice. That’s also a chance. The difference is what happens afterwards. When will you take that infatuation, that crush, that mind-blowing attraction to the next level? That’s when all sanity goes back, you sit down and contemplate whether you want to make this into a concrete relationship or just a fling. If you decide to love a person, even with his faults, that’s not a chance. That’s choice. When you choose to be with a person, no matter what, that’s choice. Even if you know there are many people out there who are more attractive, smarter, and richer than your mate, and yet, you decide to love your mate just the same, that’s choice. Infatuation, crushes, and attraction come to us by chance. But true love that lasts is truly a choice. A choice that we make. Regarding soulmates, there’s a beautiful movie quote that I believe is so true about this: “Fate brings you together, but it’s still up to you to make it happen. “I believe that soulmates do exist, that there is truly someone made for you. But it’s still up to you to make the choice if you’re going to do something about it or not. We may meet our soulmates by chance, but loving and staying with our soulmate is still a choice we have to make. We came to the world not by finding someone perfect to love, BUT to learn how to love an imperfect person perfectly.

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Ultimate Solution for heartbroken

Monday, May 25, 2009

Have you, at any point in your life, suffered a broken heart? Those waves of intense grief, emptiness, sadness, anger, confusion, heaviness and low self-esteem? Depending on the kind of person you are and the situation, break-ups can be traumatic enough to affect your emotional and physical health. They may say that no one ever died of a broken heart, but when you’re suffering from one, it sure doesn’t feel that way, at least initially. Most people will tell you that you’ll get over it or you’ll meet someone else, but it seems easier said than done. There are strategies that can lessen the pain.

Here are 20 steps that can help


1.) Be aware of your real intentions -Do you want to move past the break-up. Or do you harbour hopes of getting back with your ex? Define your emotional goal. You can’t move on until you’ve truly accepted that the relationship is over.

2.) Make a clean break -Don’t do the ‘on-again-off-again’ routine. It will only prolong the inevitable. Also, resist the urge to call your ex.How do you know if you are over your ex? That’s the million-dollar question. A good indication is when you no longer want to get back together with the person. Additionally, when the thought of your ex having a relationship with someone else doesn’t affect you. Although you might not necessarily be ‘happy’ for him/her, but if you have gotten over your ex, you won’t care either way.

3.) Don’t get self-destructive - Getting angry (or desperate), trying to hurt yourself or someone else, drinking or taking drugs to become numb and feel better, or locking yourself up in a dark room are not going to do anything to help your situation. These things don’t actually deal with the pain, they only mask it, which only prolongs the sadness.

4.) Share your feelings -It could be with a friend or family member. Talking is a great way to cleanse your soul and ease your tension.

5.) Cry it out -Getting some of those raw emotions out can be a big help, so it’s okay to cry as much as needed, irrespective of whether you are a a guy or a girl.

6.) Give your heart time to heal -It takes time for sadness to go away. This depends on what caused your heartbreak, how you deal with loss, and how quickly you tend to bounce back from things. Getting over a break-up can take a couple of days to many weeks — and sometimes even months.

7.) Keep yourself busy - This can be difficult when you’re coping with sadness and grief, but it really helps. Just make sure you busy yourself with positive activities like doing projects around the house, going on a trip, exercising, friend-time and focusing on studies or work. Don’t get self destructive and at all costs avoid excesses of any kind.

8.) Watch a movie -To distract yourself, choose a comedy that has cheered you up before. Or watch one that’s guaranteed to make you sob — you might be surprised how good that makes you feel.

9.) Take a holiday/vacation or weekend off -Visit an old friend or go back home to your roots. A change of environment does wonders for the spirit. It recharges your batteries. It also gives you some time to think and find closure in a different setting.

10.) Surround yourself with friends -Interacting with others will help you in resuming a normal life balance. It may open up opportunities for new friendships too. Consider dating other people, but be wary of rebound relationships.

11.) Remind yourself of your good qualities -Often people with broken hearts blame themselves for what happened. Getting your self-esteem back on track is the key to your recovery.

12.) Focus on yourself -You’re going through a tough time, so do the things that make you feel good again. Get a new hairstyle, have a spa day, dance, or go shopping. Get lots of sleep, eat healthy foods, and exercise regularly to minimise stress and depression.

13.) Improve yourself -This is an opportunity to make a journey into self-discovery. Discover what you want from life and go after it.

14.) Get rid of the memories -Do your mourning and then put everything that reminds you of your ex in a box and seal it. Return it to them, throw it away, donate it to charity or ask a friend to hold on to it indefinitely. Get rid of anything that keeps you in the past, if it hurts.

15.) Learn from the break-up -Take the positives from it, and even more importantly, learn from the negatives. There’s nothing worse than dragging your negative habits along with you to future relationships, because you’ll just end up with the same result until you learn from your mistakes.

16.) Get out -Force yourself to go out even if you are feeling depressed. Go for a cup of coffee or a long walk.

17.) Move on -People who are dealing with a break up tend to play over past events in their head ad nauseum. This behaviour is normal in the early days of a break up but it can quickly become a dangerous and defeatist coping strategy. Remember that the end is just the beginning. Visualise your future, block out the past. Pick up the pieces and go after the kind of life and relationship you deserve.

18.) Don’t punish your next partner -Judge future relationships on their own merits. Don’t let paranoia from the past enter the present. If you live in the past too much, you aren’t ready to be in another relationship yet. Learn to trust again. Don’t let a bad experience keep you from living your life to the fullest.

19.) Consider getting professional help -Sometimes the sadness is so deep — or lasts so long — that one may need extra support. For a person who isn’t starting to feel better after a few weeks or who continues to feel depressed, talking to a psychologist or counsellor or psychiatrist can be very helpful.

20.) Take charge -Find the courage to pull yourself out of this rut. Take charge of yourself and you will find that there actually is life after ‘What’s-His-Name’ or ‘What’s-Her-Name’! You just need to make the decision so you can move on.

Take tiny steps each day and you will be amazed that you are starting to feel better. Lean on your friends and family, and remember, time will heal all wounds.

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The Advice

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Don’t be afraid. Don’t lose your capacity to love. Pursue your passions. Live your dreams.
Don’t lose faith in your God. Don’t grow old. Just grow YOU! When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of yourlife that you’ll never get back. Yourtime is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. Relationships take time and effort, and the best wayto spell love is T-I-M-E because the essence of love is not what we think or do or provide for others, but how much we give of ourselves.

Don’t date because you are desperate.
Don’t marry because you are miserable.
Don’t have kids because you think yourgenes are superior.
Don’t philander because you think you are irresistible.
Don’t associate with people you can’t trust.
Don’t cheat.
Don’t lie.
Don’t pretend.
Don’t dictate because you are smarter.
Don’t demand because you are stronger.
Don’t sleep around because you think you are old enough and knowbetter.
Don’t hurt your kids because loving them is harder.
Don’t sellyourself,your family, or your ideals.
Don’t stagnate.!
Don’t regress.
Don’t live in the past. Time can’tbring anything or anyone back.
Don’t put your life on hold forpossibly Mr/Mrs Right.
Don’t throw your life away on absolutely Mr/Mrs Wrong because your biological clock is ticking.

 

Learn a new skill.
Find a new friend.Start a new career.Sometimes, there is no race to be won.Only a price to be paid for some oflife’s more hasty decisions.To terminate your loneliness, reachout to the homeless. To feed your nurturing instincts, carefor the needy. To fulfill your parenting fantasies,get a puppy. Don’t bring another life into this world for all the wrong reasons. To make yourself happy, pursue yourpassions and be the best of whatyou can be. Simplify your life. Takeaway the clutter. Get rid of destructive elements: abusive friends,nasty habits, and dangerous liaisons.

 

Don’t abandon your responsibilities but don’t overdose onduty.
Don’t live life recklessly withoutthought and feeling for your family. Betrue to yourself.
Don’t commit whenyou are not ready. Don’t keep others waiting needlessly.Go on that trip.
Don’t postpone it. Say those words.
Don’t let the momentpass. Do what you have to, even at society’s scorn. Write poetry. Love Deeply.Walk barefoot.Dance with wild abandon. Cry at the movies. Take care of yourself.
Don’t wait for someone to take care of you.
 

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Birthday Calendar

 

Here’s what they say about your birthday:

Is your birthday day 1 of the month?
Your Life You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life.Your Love You believe in love at first sight. You won’t wait to learn more about the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.

Is your birthday day 2 of the month?

Your Life You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there’s a slight chance forself-control problem. Your Love Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.

Is your birthday day 3 of the month?
Your Life- Although you are innocent and romantic but your expression often mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double personality, it’s hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient. Your Love- Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence might lead you to the track your parents disagree.

Is your birthday day 4 of the month?
Your Life- You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly. Your Love Still water runs deep, that’s what you are. You always surprise others with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.

Is your birthday day 5 of the month?
Your Life- Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so. Your Love Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are inlove, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.

Is your birthday day 6 of the month?
Your Life- You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that people find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique.Your Love- Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship. Althoughyou may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happiness to your couple.

Is your birthday day 7 of the month?
Your LifeYou are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you are rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force behind your extreme persistence. Your Love- You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often progress quickly.

Is your birthday day 8 of the month?
Your Life- You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started, which sometimes create negative impact to people around you. Your Love Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. You fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one. Althoughyour love progresses very fast, it never lasts.

Is your birthday day 9 of the month?
Your Life- You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don’t know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don’t really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a chance tolearn about your pleasant personality. Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkablebut sometimes you are too fast to follow. Your Love- You won’t reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over andover. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling ofyour lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with children.

Is your birthday day 10 of the month?
Your Life- You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a renowned working woman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in implementing your imagination and share it with others. You are always well dressed. Your LoveYou often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows your relationship.

Is your birthday day 11 of the month?

Your Life- You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person. Your Love- You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to hand around the one you love.

Is your birthday day 12 of the month?
Your Life- You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper. Your Love- You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the firestarter. You usually run in and out of love quickly.

Is your birthday day 13 of the month?
Your Life- You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around although you are sometimes too straight forward. Your Love- Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person. Eventhough you don’t intend to be charming, but you naturally are, especially in the eyes of opposite sex.

Is your birthday day 14 of the month?

Your Life- You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you. If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination is unique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across. Your Love- You will not get soft with the one you don’t really like, no matter how hardhe/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there’s no gettingback.

Is your birthday day 15 of the month?
Your Life- You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows.Your Love-You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship.

Is your birthday day 16 of the month?
Your Life- You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart. Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to make your dream comes true. Your Love- You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight is notyour style.

Is your birthday day 17 of the month?
Your Life- You neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with others’ life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way that occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childish and not very attractive in that sense. Your Love- Your fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great. You often find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to choose only one

Is your birthday day 18 of the month?
Your Life- At first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to be around. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find you hard tobe around. Your Love- You hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much you like him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sincerity makes you very attractive.

Is your birthday day 19 of the month?
Your Life- You are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrong path. You are a free bird and want to lead your own life. Your Love- Your love life is rather different from others’. When you are in love, nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon after that, youwill make up in a way that surprises others.

Is your birthday day 20 of the month?
Your Life- You are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make anymove, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while. You are patient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than anything else. Your Love- You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You never demand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sincerity doesn’t bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grown relationship.

Is your birthday day 21 of the month?
Your Life- You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that itseem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours. Your Love- You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don’t like while your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under turbulence. Sometimes you don’t have the clear view of the guy in your heart.

Is your birthday day 22 of the month?
Your Life- You have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to you foryour capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn. You should listen more to others. You are a unique and charming individual. Your Love-You hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whom you call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you won’t let them get away without having hard time.

Is your birthday day 23 of the month?
Your Life-You never live your life in the way others want you to. You are an independent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready to face with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends count on. Your Love- Because you love excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbidden love affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might not realize it.

Is your birthday day 24 of the month?

Your Life- You are very optimistic and that’s why you always enjoy life. You are gifted in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You’ll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out. Your Love- Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you really like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can’treally get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming and romantic.

Is your birthday day 25 of the month?
Your Life- You are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will eventually bring you success. Your Love- You adore your partner as the number one priority. You value your love one more than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potential to get married young.

Is your birthday day 26 of the month?

Your Life-You are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not the way you choose to live. Travelling is your favorite hobby because excitement is what you are after. Your Love- You will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes and goes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking around for the next one.

Is your birthday day 27 of the month?
Your Life- You are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even when the matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being to pessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind loving person. Your Love- You will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may be. You are demanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend.

Is your birthday day 28 of the month?

Your Life- You are a capable person but you usually under estimate your own ability. This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever. Your Love-You are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before seeing any progress in love.

Is your birthday day 29 of the month?
Your Life- You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you. Your Love- You can tell what’s in the mind of another person just from looking into his/hereyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover. Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.

Is your birthday day 30 of the month?

Your Life- You are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and fun to be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but over all,they love your qualities. Your Love- You want to have full control of your love and that’s not a nice way to treat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainly confidentwhich might take ages.

Is your birthday day 31 of the month?
Your Life- Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously. Your Love- You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.

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9 Hardest Time of Our LIFE

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

1. Being questioned when you yourself didn’t understand

2. Pretending to be innocent of what your guilty about

3. Trying to forget some things you know you never will

4. Admitting you were wrong after you have been insistent that you were right

5. Debating with yourself

6. Accepting the fact that some things are not meant to happen

7. Trying to understand when you just can’t

8. Realizing that you’re been tricked after you have been given your whole trust

9. Parting and letting go of someone who made you believe in love

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